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i think i could accept that bert and ernie were just roommates if they didn’t wear sweaters full time. colorful sweaters? all the time? if im self assured enough to wear a sweater for all my waking hours i’m either in love or depressed & bert and ernie are not depressed, because they are in love
God: let there be light
Moths:

I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe
i’m losing my mind
bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.
anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so
im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor